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Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28055) - you deserved it (5824)

On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)

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maybe he didn't see your message

#1 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:51am by hellohottie69

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Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D

#2 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:52am by LolaD18

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