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Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML


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On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

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It could have been worse. At least you didn't accidentally send it to his father.

#4 - On 05/02/2011 at 10:25am by marinus

See in context

You should not start a kinky message with:
(a) I'm going to stab you.
(b) I am out buying a strap on.

#11 - On 05/02/2011 at 10:37am by khaya

See in context




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