By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 583
You deserved it 3 833

Same thing different taste

Top comments

well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.

Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!

Comments

1- what in the blue world are you talking about. OP. better luck next time. But for now. That's three strikes and you are out of here!

xXxRandiexXx 0

mood killer. hahaha. I sure hope you didn't finish!

SaturnE_fml 0

Nah, he deserves to enjoy it, would be the only redeeming quality she had. I sure hope she didn't finish, though.

You're lame, 40. For taking the time to comment something like that.

40, that would be better said in a PM if it was so important to you.

prettyinpurple 0

#14-- Only if by get off you mean FINISH. Then get out

Man, after that, i would **** her like a horse, then dump her, lol.

iseyixes 18

Like a horse? Or a *****? If you meant ***** then I agree with you.

xsydbabyx 0

Ouch. Cheating *****. Sux4u.

Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!

chrismace 11

#21 that's fed up. You should dump her through.

123sploosh 0

dump her. good girls are out there! we're not all ******

Yeah dude, get tested asap , and forget about it.