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Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my girlfriend mentions "And he always farts during sex." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38494) - you deserved it (9935)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Sadman (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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"Yeah, his father does that too!"

#2 - On 04/23/2011 at 9:56am by GigaPudding

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Then stop farting

#3 - On 04/23/2011 at 9:56am by Lopee069

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