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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31507) - you deserved it (20815)

On 04/22/2011 at 1:08am - intimacy - by HotACE -

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Do it doggy style, then.
(Or just tie her up, blindfold her and use that bondage kit you've had stashed under your bed for god only knows how long!)

#2 - On 04/22/2011 at 6:00am by Showmehowtolive

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What ever happened to unconditional love??

#3 - On 04/22/2011 at 6:01am by abceasyas123abc

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