Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that...

By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

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Same thing different taste

By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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Turn me on

By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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Body issues

By Anonymous - 01/12/2021 10:59

Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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Gas giant

By Anonymous - 04/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refuses to follow her doctor-mandated diet, which results in, among other things, utterly rancid gas. It's so foul that I've taken to sleeping on the couch, and I'm seriously considering hiring a prostitute so I can have sex without gagging on the stench. FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 12:01

What ever happened to unconditional love??

honeypixi01 0

Friday 22 April 2011 12:02

Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.

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88sforlife 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 3:28

dump her ass .

iBeautiful 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 4:09

I'm sorry your girlfriend's such an asshole.

j1981fletcher 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 4:38

tell her not to worry her mom loves it and screws better too

RyderFleurette 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 4:48

Geez, I wonder what the comments would be like if the genders were reversed. -_-;

Flounder 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 14:21

I'm always deeply saddened and terrified for our society when I'm reminded how much misogyny still exists in 2011. We have a long way to go before we achieve any real civility as a people since there are so many out there who continue to celebrate hatred and ignorance.

dansco 24

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:12

What a bitch! Cheat on her and then say the other woman didn't care about it! That'll teach her! ;)

a_nutritionist 10

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:28

she stopped having sex because she couldnt take it anymore. she may have been feeling that way and then decided to try anyway but just couldnt do it. you might want to not just go assuming shes a bitch just because tubby over here has a girlfriend that finds him physically repulsive.