Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
by failure / 04/08/2011 at 1:24am / Intimacy
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That's one way of doing it.
But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.
#6 - On 04/08/2011 at 6:15am by Cinn
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Just do oral I guess?
Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!
#5 - On 04/08/2011 at 6:14am by Give_Linux_A_Go
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