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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

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That's one way of doing it.
But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

#6 - On 04/08/2011 at 6:15am by Cinn

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Sounds like fuck your girlfriend's life. Today, in a final bid of desperation to make my sexually impaired boyfriend give me an orgasm, I hid his car keys. FML.... And it sounds like you're more concerned about getting your car keys back, than the fact that you fail at giving her pleasureable sex. I bet the only enjoyment she gets out of it is making fun of it afterwards with her friends.

#36 - On 04/08/2011 at 6:48am by givemechange

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