Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

by failure / 04/08/2011 at 1:24am / Intimacy

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  • That's one way of doing it.
    But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

    #6 - On 04/08/2011 at 6:15am by Cinn

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  • Just do oral I guess?
    Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

    #5 - On 04/08/2011 at 6:14am by Give_Linux_A_Go

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