That's one way of doing it.
But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.
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Sounds like fuck your girlfriend's life. Today, in a final bid of desperation to make my sexually impaired boyfriend give me an orgasm, I hid his car keys. FML.... And it sounds like you're more concerned about getting your car keys back, than the fact that you fail at giving her pleasureable sex. I bet the only enjoyment she gets out of it is making fun of it afterwards with her friends.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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