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Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33595) - you deserved it (9105)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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that's awesome foreplay

#1 - On 04/07/2011 at 6:02am by spikey818

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Yeah that always turns me on. Especially when I haven't showered in a while.

#3 - On 04/07/2011 at 6:03am by SuckerPunchurMom

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