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Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47867) - you deserved it (13770)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

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but you did

#1 - On 03/01/2011 at 9:13am by Xx_Nikky_xX

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Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.

#4 - On 03/01/2011 at 9:21am by my_names_nico

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