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Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex while his parents were out. They cummed home early, ran upstars an knocked on the door. Scrambling to fine our clothes, we gave up an just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk an laughing, an tried ripping the covers off. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by killmenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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maybe they were so drunk they won't remember. but umm yeah..no matter what...awkward... if they bring it up just say, whaaat?? we were downstairs watching a movie. haha guess you were more drunk than you thought!

#10 - On 02/21/2011 at 3:16am by gusgus36

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Then what happened?

#4 - On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am by ROFLBERRYPIE

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