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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML


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On 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by killmenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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maybe they were so drunk they won't remember. but umm matter what...awkward... if they bring it up just say, whaaat?? we were downstairs watching a movie. haha guess you were more drunk than you thought!

#10 - On 02/21/2011 at 3:16am by gusgus36

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Then what happened?

#4 - On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am by ROFLBERRYPIE

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