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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39367) - you deserved it (14203)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

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Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

#6 - On 02/20/2011 at 6:06pm by toelie

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Guys don't give their virginity away, they lose it like that annoying, clingy friend who humiliates you and screws up your game.

I'll bet you were out fifty bucks as well.

#7 - On 02/20/2011 at 6:11pm by perdix

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