Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
by Infected / 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.
#1 - On 02/20/2011 at 6:02pm by Lennsik
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Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.
#6 - On 02/20/2011 at 6:06pm by toelie
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