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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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At least he cared enough to stop.

#2 - On 02/19/2011 at 6:04am by RinnieRiot

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10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.

#10 - On 02/19/2011 at 6:16am by NPN_Scorpio

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