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Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39747) - you deserved it (23173)

On 02/15/2011 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Emily Salt -

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You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 10:07am by Mielad

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spit it out an make a candle

#2 - On 02/15/2011 at 10:08am by sparklestar69

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