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Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41636) - you deserved it (4153)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

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expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

#5 - On 02/07/2011 at 7:09pm by softballer22

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I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

#7 - On 02/07/2011 at 7:11pm by Im_Jesus_BITCH

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