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Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML

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What a great idea. Inventive parents you have.
How did you find out they were using your globe as a sex prop?

#2 - On 01/25/2011 at 1:02pm by RedPillSucks

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Your mom went to Bangkok, then you suddenly appeared.

#7 - On 01/25/2011 at 1:16pm by every1luvsboners

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