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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

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hes just using you

#2 - On 01/21/2011 at 5:22pm by comegetme63

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This comment earns me enough points for a blowjob. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

#5 - On 01/21/2011 at 5:28pm by zargon

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