Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
by No O-face / 01/17/2011 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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Since when was fingering called a hand job?
#5 - On 01/18/2011 at 2:57am by ryanst
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Just say you love him and want to support him in every way, so if he's not a fan of other people's bodily fluids, you won't be either.
#17 - On 01/18/2011 at 3:12am by Doortje
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