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Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by No O-face (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Since when was fingering called a hand job?

#5 - On 01/18/2011 at 2:57am by ryanst

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Just say you love him and want to support him in every way, so if he's not a fan of other people's bodily fluids, you won't be either.

#17 - On 01/18/2011 at 3:12am by Doortje

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