Stop perving

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 04:30 - Ireland

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
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bagginzy 14

Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.

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chelle_starlight 0

you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha

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bagginzy 14

Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.

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grandpaearthling 2

you can't shun someone that's ******* while she disagrees. that would be impolite. wait until she gets off the ride

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fiveonefiveoh 0

agree with 48!!!

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v1kt4r 13

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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rallets 22

so youre not opposed to 69 eh? ;)

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akd1v 0

why not, agree with 115

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DudeImBetter 0

I agree with 122.

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12596 0

agree with 125 disagree with everyone else

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Tempuser117 2

Agree with 130, But not with 133 who is jealous of our skillz.

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xGraycloud 4

agree with whatever number was before me. :S

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Bosia 0

Agree with whoever the hell I'm supposed to agree with.

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WinterPerfection 3

^^ Thank You Captain Obvious

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lVluse 15

Down-votes. Down-votes everywhere.

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jc10x 8

Dont agree with any of you. Incompotent baboons, the lot of you.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Oh look, a herd of sheep just passed by.

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DaveOnDope 4

Yep, she has a gift. I used to work across a table from a busty redhead. she used to wear sheer tops just for me to watch her and make her feel sexy.

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therealsuperman 0

^ that must be good dope Dave

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tygerarmy 35

It's not a compliment because the OP does not find the barista attractive, anyone who is not attractive and stares is a perv.

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DaveOnDope 4

California's finest Sour D!

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DaveOnDope 4

yeah the old double standard. "I dress this way to be looked at. Why are you looking at me?"

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Lord_of_0 4

There's no indication that OP was dressed provocatively, and it's possible for something to be potentially flattering and offensive at the same time. She could take it as a compliment, but she doesn't want to because he was being a perv.

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johnnyredcorn 5

You all clearly didn't see the male gender sign beside the post, which is why it is an FML, because he does not have ****, unless he's fat...

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twilightluvr101 4

213 u sir are a dumbass because it clearly shows that op is in fact a girl!

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chelle_starlight 0

you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha

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GetaLifePlease 0

I'll give him an E as in I wish E was a bra size

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xStarKillerx 4

35 I read your profile and I must say that I love your Matrix reference.

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Dragons_corner 6

24 their really is a bra size E. It's also know as DDD. I have seen a pair of E's but they were implant not real boobs.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

89 - DDD is equivalent to size F. I believe DD is the same as a size E. E isn't a common size since most people tend to make bras that go from D to DD to DDD/F.

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grumpybarista 0

35 is 15 and wears an E?!

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eclecticstrings 0

^ that's not really shocking. my girlfriend's 14 and she's a DD

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invadersara 3

she could also be fat fat people gave big boobs to.

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johnnyredcorn 5

You must have a pretty fat 14 year old girlfriend.

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Blacksabbath211 9

Bras are confusing to non-females D: Only thing you need to know how to do is get em off ;)

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DU0 0

... ... What was that? Too busy staring...

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enoughgrace 4

...huh... ...grande... ...milk... ...drizzle... ...steam...

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xStarKillerx 4

Didn't you choose to wear the revealing top?

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damon199 0

how do you know she was wearing a revealing top? You know, when you assume, you're just being a bitch.

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xStarKillerx 4

Revealing, as in perhaps some cleavage has been exposed. Not necessarily meaning she was parading around like a hooker. Didn't mean it that way. But yeah, FHL for having been ogled at by some barista perv.

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Ducklingo 0

I'm sure there was a good reason for it, maybe there was a butterfly on your chest and it was too majestic to not look at.

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SilentxChaos 0

Umm, I think it's, "when you assume you make an ass out of u and me." Not a bitch ;) Nice try.

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JManHobbs 0

#69 - Are you trying to make yourself look stupid or does it come naturally?

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DocBastard 38

No, he was a Cuban dictator until 1959. What, she said "Batista!!" I'm just answering her silly question.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

25/StarKiller - It wouldn't have been a revealing shirt. Baristas from Starbucks always have to wear a uniform. On weekends, they wear a tee-shirt, so they're covered up to their necks. I'm pretty sure any other day they have to wear a tee-shirt underneath a golf shirt/polo. They also have to wear an apron, so her chest in comparison to her stomach would have been minimized simply by that fact.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

My mistake, I misread the FML. Either way, you still don't know if she was wearing a low cut shirt. 96 - No. There are male baristas.

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FMLephant 2

At least he wasn't mesmerized by your chickstache.

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junkboy 4

you have nice ****... whats the big deal?

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