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Today, a month after my 21st birthday, I received my health exam results. I don't remember the night of the birthday because I was hammered. However, I called my friend and it's now clear that the stripper they paid to have her way with me, had Chlamydia. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14465) - you deserved it (30869)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
You won't get sick if you cover your dick.
If you think she's spunky cover your monkey.
Don't be silly, cover your willy.
Before you attack her wrap your whacker.
Don't be a loner cover your boner.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Don't let your affection give you an infection, put some protection on that erection.
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WRAP IT JUST GO HOME AND WHACK IT

#17 - On 01/11/2011 at 6:24pm by Sparkiee93

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That is fucked up. Get new friends.

#1 - On 01/11/2011 at 5:49pm by Babushka_Homyak

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