Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
You won't get sick if you cover your dick.
If you think she's spunky cover your monkey.
Don't be silly, cover your willy.
Before you attack her wrap your whacker.
Don't be a loner cover your boner.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Don't let your affection give you an infection, put some protection on that erection.
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WRAP IT JUST GO HOME AND WHACK IT
+40 | 3
That is fucked up. Get new friends.
+36 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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