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Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by ash (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Good dog.

#3 - On 01/04/2011 at 6:25pm by NBS93

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Well, you probably were sleeping in the literal sense in separate rooms, but you were filling up the condoms in the same room.

Unless, you have glory holes at your house, and seeing how it's New Jersey, I wouldn't be surprised.

#25 - On 01/04/2011 at 7:06pm by perdix

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