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Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by ash (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Good dog.

#3 - On 01/04/2011 at 6:25pm by NBS93

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THAT'S why you throw it away in the outside trash can with the big lockable lid that is secured in that little area next to your garage... at least that's where I'd put it... not that I was there or anything...

#24 - On 01/04/2011 at 7:05pm by Bartimaeus

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