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Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said "right now?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34582) - you deserved it (4362)

On 01/03/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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what a good man, you should keep him

#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 10:08am by jiyong

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I guess lace doesn't turn him on.
Or maybe you don't.

#3 - On 01/03/2011 at 10:14am by Doortje

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