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Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said "right now?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28084) - you deserved it (3335)

On 01/03/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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When women want it, men are supposed to jump and when men want it, women can conveniently have a headache or something... is that it? Once again, it is all about the women...

#5 - On 01/03/2011 at 10:27am by attatood

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what a good man, you should keep him

#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 10:08am by jiyong

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