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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35904) - you deserved it (12831)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole."

On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

#16 - On 12/29/2010 at 10:46am by perdix

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my wife will only do anal when she wants something in return.

#5 - On 12/29/2010 at 10:32am by fanuvlb

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