Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole."

    On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

    #16 - On 12/29/2010 at 10:46am by perdix

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  • my wife will only do anal when she wants something in return.

    #5 - On 12/29/2010 at 10:32am by fanuvlb

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