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Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
This is the story you'll later tell your grandchildr-- wait, you have to actually have sex in order to ever have grandchildren.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014