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Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29694) - you deserved it (12336)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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at least she has a sense of humour

#1 - On 12/17/2010 at 4:31pm by flirtyfaery

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This is the story you'll later tell your grandchildr-- wait, you have to actually have sex in order to ever have grandchildren.

#6 - On 12/17/2010 at 4:37pm by Doortje

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