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Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

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On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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you play with your forehead. duuh

#9 - On 12/13/2010 at 3:34am by Qluz

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Wow.. That's pretty dumb. Who doesn't know what foreplay is? FYL, but YDI for not showing him.

#2 - On 12/13/2010 at 3:18am by I_R_Genius

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