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Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year old male customer went into explicit detail about the Adult's Only programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming and tries out on his 70 year old wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks (58783) - you deserved it (4559)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:44am - intimacy - by Lockie (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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