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Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year old male customer went into explicit detail about the Adult's Only programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming and tries out on his 70 year old wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66797) - you deserved it (5962)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:44am - intimacy - by Lockie (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

#1 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:03pm by crasher41

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You should have tried to sell him more porn channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:06pm by ZiggyMorrison

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