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Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML

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On 12/04/2010 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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At least she didn't tell them about your clitoris piercing.

#8 - On 12/04/2010 at 7:42pm by Fortuitous

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I'm sorry, but I really don't see the point in piercings, especially in nipple piercings. You do realize that because on the nipple piercing you will probably get less pleasure when somebody stimulates your nipple?

#10 - On 12/04/2010 at 7:46pm by Rhegium

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