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Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17207) - you deserved it (56280)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

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This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

#5 - On 11/21/2010 at 3:21am by SleepingSkulls

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Shame on you.

#1 - On 11/21/2010 at 3:20am by BloodyHeel

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