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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14690) - you deserved it (5288)

On 11/07/2010 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Meh, it happens.

#11 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:51pm by amberbby69

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Look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't decide you needed to stretch your legs. You coulda kneed him in the balls, and then no dick for you!

#3 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:31pm by yourlifesfucked

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