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Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a maths test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML

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On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Where the porn mags & handcuffs from your Moms personal stash? Kind of disturbing.

#7 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:13pm by ToeCutter

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I can imagine the explanation now 'Wait don't leave they are my mom's mags n cuffs!' lmao

#8 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:14pm by WiseGuy79

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