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Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching Jersey Shore and will only have sex immediately after an episode. I think the worst part is, I'll take what I can get. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24926) - you deserved it (5112)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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sounds like you got a situation

#4 - On 10/25/2010 at 3:08am by stook5

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welllll, obviously we have a LESBIAN in Lincoln park.

#10 - On 10/25/2010 at 3:13am by BedIntruder

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