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Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57571) - you deserved it (7066)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by notmyday (man) - United States (Florida)

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You can't blame her, really. It was a good episode.

#4 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:45pm by L

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Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!

#36 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:16am by Bauer

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