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Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28963) - you deserved it (16287)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

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what? that's romantic

#2 - On 10/13/2010 at 1:07pm by amazinemo578

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WIN!

#3 - On 10/13/2010 at 1:07pm by spady62287

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