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Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML


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On 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Dilly - United Kingdom (London)

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I love gullible people :')

#1 - On 10/10/2010 at 6:47pm by 3mi1y_

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Looks like Gran is getting ready for a very special kind of facial.

Is Gramps still around or is Gran going have to snag a bloke at the local pub to provide the other fluid of this "treatment?"

#9 - On 10/10/2010 at 7:01pm by perdix

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