Intimacy: Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered...

By Dilly - 10/10/2010 20:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML

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By iailwkrb - 26/02/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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By Scarred - 22/09/2018 12:00

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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For all ages

By You Wish - 07/03/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML

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By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

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By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By Perpetually F-ed. - 17/01/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

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By poop - 08/03/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

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3mi1y_ 16

Monday 11 October 2010 0:47

I love gullible people :')

perdix 29

Monday 11 October 2010 1:01

Looks like Gran is getting ready for a very special kind of facial. Is Gramps still around or is Gran going have to snag a bloke at the local pub to provide the other fluid of this "treatment?"

Comments

Fortuitous 0

Monday 11 October 2010 1:25

Some dude will **** your Gran's American Pie, and the inside will be cherry.

baybiigirl 0

Monday 11 October 2010 1:33

HAHA this has happened to me lol

skullbashd 3

Monday 11 October 2010 3:27

why do you do a downshirt pic I'd you have a flat chest

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 11 October 2010 3:50

Wow. Why are you such an ass? Also, she isn't "flat" chested. No one with a small chest is "flat" chested, since that would mean they resemble a little boy. Prepubescent girls are flat chested. Post pubescent, no matter how small their boobs are, aren't, because there are still boobs present. It's people like you who I just want to smack upside the head. -rant over-

metal8214 0

Monday 11 October 2010 5:10

^^^ over-reaction??

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 11 October 2010 5:20

If you can't see her feet then she isn't flat chested. Just sayin...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 11 October 2010 5:21

#70 I don't think she was over-reacting at all. #56's comment was quite insensitive.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 11 October 2010 5:48

RPS, there isn't really such thing as "flat-chested"...Like Stef said, no matter how small the boobs, there is always some "bump-age" present. :P

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 11 October 2010 5:53

70 - Not an overreaction at all, considering the insensitive people on this site.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 11 October 2010 6:23

I agree, nerdsgetmehot. I was just saying that she's ample enough for her breasts to cover up her feet from the vertical short. Considering how far out your feet could show, that could be quite a bit of chest.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 11 October 2010 6:37

Devil's advocate: I had to. But! She may have small feet. I do, and I'm also small chested. (size 6 shoes!) ...Not that the two go hand in hand, but it's possible. Also, it looks like the angle of her picture is the reason you can't see her feet. Why are we discussing her picture, anyway? I thought the point was to tell the douchebag off.

greatwyt 0

Monday 11 October 2010 7:01

why all the drama about flat chests? there are 3 requirements for the perfect boob 1. female 2. nipples 3. accessiblity in any case, i ; think they are nice :)