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Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said: "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
He better open his mouth only during oral.
tell him his penis was starting to look funny. like a swollen banana
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014