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Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

#1 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:15am by SirWhatsHisFace

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Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous.
-Fluffy McTiger

#4 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:17am by TheTigerRoars

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