Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:15

I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

TheTigerRoars 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:17

Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger

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itsgen 16

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:27

lmao couldn't wait to pull over?

ivanmbs 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 10:19

Heey!(: haha

TheTigerRoars 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:28

Indeed, she did hit her head pretty hard. I'm sure he hit his head pretty hard too. -Fluffy McTiger

Hump_Zilla 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:29

hope he had tilt steering...makes road head so much easier

drippingfaucet 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:31

you *****

krystaface 5

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:33

How is she a *****? She is pleasing her man.

stunner_steph 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:31

ydi idiot

GraysonIsFail 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:05

You dumb idiot idiot? O_o. Huh?

Rahka 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 18:37

ydi= you deserved it

TomasT 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:33

Would have been cooler if you clanked your teeth together...

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:33

Seriously? You had to do that while driving? I'm glad I don't live where you live.

kwmfl 4

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:55

me too! ohh wait... damn it! i do live in crappy Michigan

_duckman_ 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:36

good work op, wish there were more girls like you!

TheTigerRoars 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:40

You won't when your genitals are bitten off in a car wreck. :D -Fluffy McTiger

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:39

Did you spit the chunk you bit off in the crash back into his lap and say "that is the last time I ever do that" to him?

whoisthisgirl 4

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:40

jeez, couldn't wait huh? 

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