Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep.

    When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested.

    Then ask for a sammich.

    #26 - On 10/03/2010 at 4:00am by mrahhhhh

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  • at least she was honest, but that's messed up

    #1 - On 10/03/2010 at 3:29am by RiiOT09

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