Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep.
When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested.
Then ask for a sammich.
#26 - On 10/03/2010 at 4:00am by mrahhhhh
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at least she was honest, but that's messed up
#1 - On 10/03/2010 at 3:29am by RiiOT09
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