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Today, wile I was going down on my grlfriend, se fell asleep. Se said se was too tred to fake it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27425) - you deserved it (8593)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep.

When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested.

Then ask for a sammich.

#26 - On 10/03/2010 at 4:00am by mrahhhhh

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at least she was honest, but that's messed up

#1 - On 10/03/2010 at 3:29am by RiiOT09

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