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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21545) - you deserved it (6729)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep.

When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested.

Then ask for a sammich.

#26 - On 10/03/2010 at 4:00am by mrahhhhh

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Try boring into her with your tongue instead of just boring her.

#35 - On 10/03/2010 at 4:48am by perdix

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+7 | 26

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