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Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21979) - you deserved it (2951)

On 09/27/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by cinderella (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

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i woulda done tha same hahahaha....sorry bout the hampster tho...

#2 - On 09/27/2010 at 1:46pm by bangscr3w

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Sorry, I thought he had fucked the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section.
Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.

#6 - On 09/27/2010 at 1:55pm by RedPillSucks

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