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Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (3942)

On 09/27/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by cinderella (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

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Sorry, I thought he had fucked the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section.
Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be cock blocked.

#6 - On 09/27/2010 at 1:55pm by RedPillSucks

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So sex is worth delaying your sorrow to him... It's one thing if this is an isolated moment of assholedom, but men who's actions are driven by their high value of sex could only lead to far worse situations of the same type.

If you don't think it's that bad, pretend that instead of a pet hamster it's a pet dog or cat.

#16 - On 09/27/2010 at 5:23pm by Phustercluck

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