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Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML


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On 09/24/2010 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Dump him then. He just told you he planned to cheat on you. YDI if you got them anyway.

#2 - On 09/25/2010 at 3:23am by Lythiaren

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For whatever reason I think that there would have been signs that he was an asshole much early in the relationship.

#6 - On 09/25/2010 at 3:24am by FYLDeep

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