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Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24496) - you deserved it (9436)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I told my mom that same thing except she told me that if she ever saw him again she would cut his balls off..

#3 - On 09/12/2010 at 5:42pm by chili10

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Lol cool mom

#1 - On 09/12/2010 at 5:39pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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