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Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30336) - you deserved it (5947)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.

#13 - On 09/12/2010 at 1:17pm by bigbadtim

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aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)

#4 - On 09/12/2010 at 1:10pm by smiley_ily

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