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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38079) - you deserved it (9642)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

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u must be hot!!!!!

#1 - On 09/11/2010 at 7:26pm by djaeb2001

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pics or... nevermind.

#4 - On 09/11/2010 at 7:27pm by cookiesofchaos

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