By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

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Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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Mirorbo 26

Did you get her name wrong darling? Whoops! ~ Either that or she completely missed the concept and thought you were trying to get her attention.

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KingDingALing 9

OP- You should've said "Say my name, bitch!"

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priscilla_28 5

Seems like maybe you didn't say it right, or it was too low for her to hear? Or maybe she just didn't get the "sexy" and replied. :)

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violetsweety 26

#1 lmfaooo Op, Lmfaoo

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yuhimjesus 0

that's not even a slight chuckle FML. more like a " coolstorybro " kinda thing.

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pwincessa23 1

2 lioks like a teacher i had in high school. hahaha HIGH -> bong. lol jk but he does look a lot like him... o.O

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pwincessa23 1

I meant looks* b4 the grammar Nazis come. lol I honestly dgaf if they do.

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hahafylop 4

That's what I thought too...

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chili10 18

i seriously can not get used to 2's picture. everytime I see it I'm like "woah, what's that?"

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sweatyanready 0

are you hittin the steam roller in your pic?

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MagicMeds 0

No, that's what people generally reply when you say their name, but only a complete moron does so during sex.

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Mirorbo 26

Did you get her name wrong darling? Whoops! ~ Either that or she completely missed the concept and thought you were trying to get her attention.

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FYLDeep 25

Maybe he should have just called her "darling"?

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Mirorbo 26

Fuhohohoho!~ Petnames are the ultimate safety feature!

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MmissyT 8

was that your way of laughing or something? lmao

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sammiller4 3

I don't think he got her name wrong. she probably thought he was gonna tell her something or possibly ask her a ques

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Reynaaa 0

lol are you supposed to be superman?

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ReconX 2

We don't speek Mexican here... Ehem ¡No hablas espanol!

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El_Mero_Mero 0

this not a FML! maybe she was all in the mood and she didn't know what to think. op you did a badass job. lol damn I need find a girl. FML...

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