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Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by undoable - United States (Illinois)

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JOSHUA! I mean... Janet?

#1 - On 09/09/2010 at 3:08am by starile

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Did you get her name wrong darling? Whoops!~

Either that or she completely missed the concept and thought you were trying to get her attention.

#8 - On 09/09/2010 at 3:25am by Mirorbo

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