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Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26850) - you deserved it (13016)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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just say, I do have a boyfriend, he's just battery operated ;).

#31 - On 09/02/2010 at 7:42pm by RoccoRox

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why does everyone assume the op is ugly just bc she has been single. what is with ppl on here geez. It's not a big deal that she is single. As for hearing the vibrator big deal it could work in your favor! Your neighbors could have a cute friend and mention the horny girl next door an all your problems will be solved :)

#64 - On 09/02/2010 at 8:56pm by cathylee22

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