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Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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OP, I have this sudden urge to tell you to shut up and grow up. Instead of being a selfish brat that's "embarrassed" by your mothers choice in men, try being happy that she doesn't have to spend her time alone. Divorce is not easy and you don't get to decide who she falls in love with. Unless the guy is a murder/rapist/pedophile/arsonist or any other type of criminal, shut up.

#5 - On 08/16/2010 at 6:15am by FFML_314

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+12 | 10

Missing teeth = cunnilingus from heaven.

#11 - On 08/16/2010 at 6:24am by Quest_

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+8 | 10

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