Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly "you need to work on that". We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said "you need to work on not farting in your sleep". FML

by Screwed / 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy

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  • Come on honey, never insult a guy about his downstairs mixup. He'll lash out. No offense, but YDI.

    #2 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:15pm by ffpoisongirl

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  • thats what you get for being a ho

    #4 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:16pm by Rakayum

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