Drunken antics

By Screwed - 22/04/2009 17:46 - United States

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Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly, "You need to work on that." We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said, "You need to work on not farting in your sleep." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 523
You deserved it 87 576

Same thing different taste

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ffpoisongirl 0

Come on honey, never insult a guy about his downstairs mixup. He'll lash out. No offense, but YDI.

LuckyCharms_fml 0

He was just pissed off his junk was malfunctioning

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

He was just pissed off his junk was malfunctioning

here's the way you fix that: don't be a *****

ffpoisongirl 0

Come on honey, never insult a guy about his downstairs mixup. He'll lash out. No offense, but YDI.

kellster 2

Wow... First, YDI for meeting people at the bar and bringing them home. Second, FYL indeed for meeting a loser who doesn't know much he can drink before his weenie stops working. And FYL for getting insulted over something which you have no control over. He didn't have to drink that much; you probably couldn't help farting, though. You sound like a charming pair.

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Wow... Your comment shows how classy you are... You will be a great husband one day...

Yeah, a better husband than OP will make as a wife.

OMG... Well you should larn to not piss off guys ;) SERIOUSLY

asxp10 0

agree with #3 and 4, You're a ho for hooking up with drunk guys at the bad. YDI.

I'm sorry but I agree with #4. YDI For hooking up with some drunk guy you don't know!

lol, they were probably some bad ones, too, for a hungover guy to care enough to leave.

Hey, you've learned something new about yourself! :)

Uh yeah that tends to happen to guys when there drunk, it's not like it was his fault, but good job being a bitch