[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly "you need to work on that". We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said "you need to work on not farting in your sleep". FML

#1222534 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (17108) - you deserved it (61637)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

More FMLs?

soontobedivorced's life also sucks
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was...

snotface's life also sucks
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I...

derranged also deserved it
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!