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Today, I must be the only person who has been taking the contraceptive pill for six years without ever needing to use it as a contraceptive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24378) - you deserved it (6596)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:27am - intimacy - by justwow (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

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Tons of people take birth control. Hell, I'm a lesbian and I take it to regulate my hormones/period/migraines. The real FML is that you haven't had sex in six years.

#3 - On 07/13/2010 at 1:05pm by Roxeant

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It's kindof sad that everyone says "ohhh, it sucks that you haven't had sex in six years" There is a ton of people that never have because they don't want to. I'm not having sex until I'm married. And I'm fine with that. so honestly anyone can survive without having sex. It's not that big of a deal.

#26 - On 07/13/2010 at 1:24pm by hjbeachbum

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