Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
by beerpong26 / 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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#16 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:56pm by WhatThePhuc
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dude that -sucks.- ...well, it doesn't, which i guess is the problem.
#5 - On 02/06/2009 at 9:49pm by jbeach204
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