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Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (7168)

On 06/16/2010 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kitkat1603 (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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well at least he want to give you such pleasure.

#40 - On 06/16/2010 at 10:42am by luvtruckguy

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u should tell him.. hel grow a big head

#9 - On 06/16/2010 at 10:07am by utterz

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